Office diseases: 7. Office Colour Blindness

Office Colour Blindness is the inability to see certain colors in the usual way. It is a state of mind in transition, a state in which an individual’s senses adapt to new stimuli and he or she becomes aware that the colours in his work environment, which for years he had thought of as correct, are in fact not. Office Colour Blindness occurs when there is initially a temporary a problem with the colour-sensing materials (pigments) in certain nerve cells of the eye. These cells are called cones. They are found in the retina, the light-sensitive layer of tissue at the back of the inner eye.

If your work environment like many office has mainly grey colours, you might start having trouble telling the difference between red, green and other colours. This is the most common type of Office Colour Blindness. In an advanced stage people have trouble seeing blue-yellow colours. People with blue-yellow colour blindness almost always have problems identify reds and greens, too. Initially this specific type of Colour Blindness occurs only within the work environment and will disappear once the worker leaves the office. However, after ten, fifteen or twenty five years in a grey dominated office, these sufferers will not be able to distinguish any colour and will be doomed to see the world in office grey.

Office diseases: 6 Privacy

Steps in overcoming Privacy.

Some office workers will use the handling of confidential documents and information as an excuse to hide behind tall partitions, close themselves off behind walls, boxes, plants or anything else they can lay there hands on. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control this habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and
is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the
act, he develops the power to control it. Our offices should be clean and open
so that the company spirit may dwell within us. Privacy is a sinful habit
that robs one of the work spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is a habit that is
totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use
that corporate power gives to its employees to fulfill their purposes.

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been,
both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You
must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision,
the problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it
is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your
mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any
tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific
guidelines:
A Guide to Self-Control to reduce the need for privacy:
1. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

2. When the temptation for privacy is strong, yell _STOP_ to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite your company mission statement or sing the company song. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge.

3. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week, month, year and finally commit to never doing it again. Until you commit yourself to NEVER AGAIN you will always be open to temptation.

4. Change in behaviour and attitude is most easily achieved through a changed self-image. Spend time every day imagining yourself strong and in control, easily overcoming tempting situations.

5. If your company policy provides for enclosed offices or cubicles leave the door open or have partition partly removed, to discourage being alone in total privacy. At home take cool brief showers.

6. Do not wear hats, sunglasses, or capes. Remove all clutter, boxes, paper stacks from your desk. Place plants in corners. Make sure you hang your coat in the coat closet and not on a coat stand or on your glass partition.
7. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might contain confidential information.

8. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. Your payslip , firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

9. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie yourself to a chair within the open office in order that the urge for privacy can be broken. This can also be accomplished by removing all partitions in the office or changing the wall to glass.

Office diseases: 5 Compulsive Printing Disorder

Also called Printum Nervosa, this printing disorder is characterized by an addiction to paper and documents. An individual suffering with compulsive printing disorder has episodes of uncontrolled printing, during which he or she may have a pressured, frenzied feeling. The person may continue to print even after his or her storage space is becoming uncomfortably full. The binge is typically followed by a period of intense guilt and/or depression. Not to be confused with Shreddia Nervosa which involves repeated episodes of binge printing, followed by ways of trying to purge the documents by excessive spells shredding all this paper again.
Symptoms: As with other office disorders, there is a significant emotional component to printing compulsively. Most sufferers use paper and documents as a way to hide from responsiblity, fill a void inside their storage units (“look I am working like crazy!”), and cope with daily stresses. Many people with compulsive printing disorder feel guilty for not being “good enough,” shame for having such thin project files, and have very low self esteem. They turn to printing to cope with their painful feelings, which only leaves them feeling worse. Sufferers often have a constant need for managers or colleagues attention and validation, and without it, may go into obsessive episodes of printing as a way to forget the pain.

Treatment: Without proper treatment, this disorder can lead to severe work environment complications which can lead to the desks overflowing with paper and the work space resembling a warehouse. About 80% of persons with printing disorders who seek professional help recover completely or make significant progress. All in all, printing disorders are behaviour patterns that display very complex emotional conflicts, which need to be resolved for the person to have a healthy relationship with paper and documents.

An architect’s revenge

Bernard Tschumi mentioned somewhere that “An architecture can be consciously negative, it can be intentionally designed to be unpleasant, uncomfortable, to not work.”

When at college a rather irritating, non-design teacher was boring us to death about the design of his house. His sunken living room located in the centre of the house had been his pride, bragging about it for years. Until the year I entered the university when one of his students had the chance to built a doctor’s practice next to this teacher’s house. Obviously premeditated, as he designed the doctor’s waiting area facing the teacher’s living room, thus while waiting patients would look down into the teacher’s living room. Revenge is a dish best served cold…

Silly? Unprofessional? Childish? An architect’s revenge? The question really is who did more damage, the architect or the teacher’s words?

A thought

We live in uncertain times (said the Romans), although most people, historically have not lived their lives as if thinking “I have only one life to live” (said Tom Wolfe), today each of us is experimenting with different definitions of self and [are searching] for psychological truths in negotiating the interpersonal demand of life (said Anthony Elliot) in a society where everybody feels guilty and we want to do good…A brand can help us feel good if you buy this yoghurt.(said Marc Gobé)

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Quit to win

From a book review at Amazon on Seth Godin‘s new book The Dip:
“Every new project (or job, or hobby, or company) starts out exciting and fun. Then it gets harder and less fun, until it hits a low point-really hard, and not much fun at all.

And then you find yourself asking if the goal is even worth the hassle. Maybe you’re in a Dip-a temporary setback that will get better if you keep pushing. But maybe it’s really a Cul-de-Sac, which will never get better, no matter how hard you try.

According to bestselling author Seth Godin, what really sets superstars apart from everyone else is the ability to escape dead ends quickly, while staying focused and motivated when it really counts.

Winners quit fast, quit often, and quit without guilt-until they commit to beating the right Dip for the right reasons. In fact, winners seek out the Dip. They realize that the bigger the barrier, the bigger the reward for getting past it. If you can become number one in your niche, you’ll get more than your fair share of profits, glory, and long-term security.

Losers, on the other hand, fall into two basic traps. Either they fail to stick out the Dip-they get to the moment of truth and then give up-or they never even find the right Dip to conquer.”

Meet like Google

An interesting article of how Marissa Mayer of Google organizes her meetings:

1. Set a firm agenda.
Mayer requests a meeting agenda ahead of time that outlines what the participants want to discuss and the best way of using the allotted time. Agendas need to have flexibility, of course, but Mayer finds that agendas act as tools that force individuals to think about what they want to accomplish in meetings. It helps all those involved to focus on what they are really trying to achieve and how best to reach that goal.

2. Assign a note-taker.
A Google meeting features a lot of displays. On one wall, a projector displays the presentation, while right next to it, another projector shows the transcription of the meeting. (Yet another displays a 4-foot image of a ticking stopwatch.) Google executives are big believers in capturing an official set of notes, so inaccuracies and inconsistencies can be caught immediately.

Those who missed the meetings receive a copy of the notes. When people are trying to remember what decisions were made, in what direction the team is going, and what actions need to be taken, they can simply review the notes.

3. Carve out micro-meetings.
Mayer sets aside large blocks of time that she slices into smaller, self-contained gatherings on a particular subject or project. For example, during her weekly two-hour confab with the co-founders and CEO Eric Schmidt, she sets aside five- to 10-minute segments—or longer, depending on the subject—devoted to such specific areas as weekly reports on how the site is performing, new product launches, etc.

This method offers enough flexibility to modify the agenda just before the meeting, should anything pressing occur. It also instills discipline that keeps the meeting tightly focused. Mayer does the same with members of her teams who might need only five or 10 minutes of her time instead of 30 minutes—the shortest block of time her calendar permits. By setting aside micro-meetings within a larger block of time, she accomplishes more.

Mayer, who has a background in engineering and computer science, jokingly refers to micro-meetings as “reducing latency in the pipeline.” That means if she has an employee with an issue that comes up Tuesday, he or she can schedule a 10-minute micro-meeting during Mayer’s large time block, instead of waiting for her next 30-minute opening, which might not be available for two weeks.

4. Hold office hours.
Mayer brought this idea from her experience teaching computer science at Stanford, where she first met the two guys who would go on to revolutionize how the world gets its information. Beginning at 4 p.m., for 90 minutes a day, Mayer holds office hours.

Employees add their name to a board outside her office, and she sees them on a first-come, first-serve basis. Sometimes project managers need approval on a marketing campaign; sometimes staffers want a few minutes to pitch a design.

5. Discourage politics, use data.
One of Mayer’s “Nine Notions of Innovation” is “Don’t politic, use data”

This idea can and should apply to meetings in organizations in which people feel as though the boss will give the green light to a design created by the person he or she likes the best, showing favoritism for the individual instead of the idea.

Mayer believes this mindset can demoralize employees, so she goes out of her way to make the approval process a science. Google chooses designs on a clearly defined set of metrics and how well they perform against those metrics. Designs are chosen based on merit and evidence, not personal relationships.

Mayer discourages using the phrase “I like” in design meetings, such as “I like the way the screen looks.” Instead, she encourages such comments as “The experimentation on the site shows that his design performed 10% better.” This works for Google, because it builds a culture driven by customer feedback data, not the internal politics that pervade so many of today’s corporations.

6. Stick to the clock.
To add a little pressure to keep meetings focused, Google gatherings often feature a giant timer on the wall, counting down the minutes left for a particular meeting or topic. It’s literally a downloadable timer that runs off a computer and is projected 4 feet tall.

Imagine how chaotic it must look to outsiders when the wall shows several displays at once—the presentation, transcription, and a mega-timer! And yet, at Google, it makes sense, imposing structure amidst creative chaos. The timer exerts a subtle pressure to keep meetings running on schedule.

Mayer does have one caveat when it comes to the timer—maintain a healthy sense of humor about it. (The timer was counting down to the end of my interview with Mayer—but she turned it into a fun and friendly reminder instead of an abrupt end to our discussion.)

Office diseases: 4. Martin’s Uncertainty Principle

Martin van der Linden, architect, engineer, CEO, inventor of the WorkVitamins methodology etc…etc… states in his Uncertainty Principle that: “It is impossible to create an office environment where each employee has both a well-defined position and momentum simultaneously.” Classical office design presupposes that exact simultaneous values can be assigned to all physical quantities, ie. a business based on number of people sitting at their desks. Martin’s Uncertainty Principle denies this possibility, the office, the work environment is, in Louis de Broglie‘s words, no more than a “macroscopic continuity resulting from statistics operated on the discontinuous elements that are effected by uncertainty”.

Symptoms: There is an uncertainty relation between the position and the momentum of the office employees and their work environment:

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There is an uncertainty relation between the angular position and the angular momentum of the office employees and their work environment:

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Treatment:

The first, and only step to treatment is really to understand the need of WorkVitamins which is based on the uncertainty principle: offices are not causally determined environments. It is important in getting treatment for the disease is getting a correct diagnosis. This is crucial to do this quickly because our WorkVitamins research has shown that the sooner you get diagnosed and treated the better the long-term outcome. In case of the uncertainty relation between the angular position and the angular momentum will depend on the creativity of the team to design a fluid, non hierarchical work environment.