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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for the rest of us. A few examples:

Office Nazi: Any manager or manager wannabe that is constantly citing the rule book and forbiding fun behavior. Especially prominent in the IT industry.

"I was checking out UrbanDictionary.com when the office nazi caught me!"

Workahol: what workaholics are addicted to.

Desk: "Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk"

Phone tennis: Describes a repeated failure of two people to establish verbal contact with other over the telephone, resulting in an alternating series of voicemail messages (or messages left with flatmates, etc), bouncing back and forth between the two parties.

Phone tennis: Is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.

Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it

"I’ve been playing phone tennis with her all day, it’s getting ridiculous"

And I have added: (more to come later)

Design Victim: A design victim will decorate his or her house by the book, ie. follow the latest trends in magazines, tv shows etc… According to a design victim absolutely everything in their house should be designed: from the teapot (Alessi), to the toilet brush (Starck). The sole aim in life of the design victim is to have a magazine publish his or her interiors. Most relationships with design victims end up in divorce.

Example of a design victim’s dialogue: "Darling how many times do I have to tell you not to wear those red slippers in the bedroom, your suppose to walk bare-footed on a Karim Rashid rug!"

A thought

This morning in The Financial Times: "A Russian proverb goes that if you are looking for a good son-in-law, you would never ask whether he drank, but only how he behaved when he was drunk."

Bureau of interruptions

Bored at the office? Join the bureau of interruptions to create a bit of colour in your office life, as they will:
"harness interruptive technology to expose the secret possibilities of the workday… Our promise is to create interruptions that challenge the needs of our users and the social and economic conditions of the modern workplace… we create surprise, the kind that slices through the banal and opens up new places for your mind to wander… In short, we hope to invigorate some of the time you spend at work in order to create new experiences and possibilities outside the flow of capital."

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Office party

The office opening party was a great success. Thanks for all who visited us, the flowers, the champagne, the wine, the tulip bulbs and all the presents we received! Thanks also to all the VDAJ staff working tirelessly: pouring drinks, serving food and preparing for weeks for this. Pictures below. (We started taking pictures late and forgot taking more during the evening, so these are only brief snapshots) The music playlist you can be found here R0010026.jpg R0010016.jpg R0010018.jpg R0010019.jpg R0010021.jpg R0010040.jpg R0010037.jpg R0010023.jpg R0010051_2.jpg R0010036.jpg R0010024.jpg R0010031.jpg R0010042.jpg R0010052.jpg R0010043.jpg

The idea

Each design should have a conceptual idea at its basis. Obviously this idea should supersede the design, not the other way around. The problem of design then really becomes what to when the design needs change that is fundamental to the concept of the design. Should the concept then be changed as well? This, I believe is a critical point in every architect’s career. This came to my mind when I saw the revisions to the Shanghai World Financial Centre. The Tower designed by KPF and later by Leslie Robertson and the main feature of the tower is obviously the opening at the top. It started with a circle (1), which was then crossed with a bridge (2) and is now a square (3). A project that starts with one architect and then has another architect take over is not easy, and to me the concept of the design has suffered visibly. The square just looks very weak.

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When I worked for Hiroshi Hara on the Umeda Sky Tower, the concept was to design towers connected in the top. This concept lost most of its potential as the initial concept: connecting four towers, lost its design strength when first one than another of the initial 4 towers were abandoned. The third tower, the Westin Hotel, was even under construction when the owners decided to build their own (ugly little beige) tower. Hara’s concept was losing force but he somehow managed to keep his initial idea in the connection of the two remaining towers. (although one can imagine that four towers would have been spectacular). For Hara the idea of connecting multiple towers expressed in his drawings is equally important as the constructed building itself. He called this “the prospect of the world”. The creation of a possibility of architecture.
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Dutch

How many times did I have (and will have) to explain here in Japan that that Holland (North and South) are provinces in the Netherlands, that Dutch is not Deutsch, that we don’t sell heroin in school cafeteria’s and how about the wisdom below?
. Double Dutch= speaking inscrutable gibberish,
. Dutch comfort= cold comfort,
. Dutch concert= pandemonium,
. Dutch courage= the courage of drink,
. Dutch crossing= crossing the street slant wise,
. Dutch treat= each pays for their own expenses,
. Going Dutch= sharing the bill,
. Dutch fuck= lighting a cigarette with another,
. Dutch Uncle= someone who criticises or rebukes you with the frankness of a relative,
. Dutch Metal=� an alloy of copper and zinc used as a substitute for gold foil,
. Dutch widow =prostitute,
. Dutch wife =inflatable love doll,

Ah! The joys of living abroad.

Banksy

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I wrote about Banksy in my previous mail. I bought a print before prices went through the roof. Banksy is best known for his graffiti, and art stunts such as some "modified art" that he placed in museums, or his work on West Bank Barrier. Although I was never fond of graffiti, Banksy’s in your face kind of humour is fantastic.

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