{"id":299,"date":"2007-10-25T10:32:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T01:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.workvitamins.com\/blog\/?p=240"},"modified":"2007-10-25T10:32:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T01:32:47","slug":"dutch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Dutch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many times did I have (and will have) to explain here in Japan that that Holland (North and South) are provinces in the Netherlands, that Dutch is not Deutsch, that we don&#8217;t sell heroin in school cafeteria&#8217;s and how about the wisdom below?<br \/>\n. Double Dutch= speaking inscrutable gibberish,<br \/>\n. Dutch comfort= cold comfort,<br \/>\n. Dutch concert= pandemonium,<br \/>\n. Dutch courage= the courage of drink,<br \/>\n. Dutch crossing= crossing the street slant wise,<br \/>\n. Dutch treat= each pays for their own expenses,<br \/>\n. Going Dutch= sharing the bill,<br \/>\n. Dutch fuck= lighting a cigarette with another,<br \/>\n. Dutch Uncle= someone who criticises or rebukes you with the frankness of a relative,<br \/>\n. Dutch Metal=\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd an alloy of copper and zinc used as a substitute for gold foil,<br \/>\n. Dutch widow =prostitute,<br \/>\n. Dutch wife =inflatable love doll,<\/p>\n<p>Ah! The joys of living abroad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many times did I have (and will have) to explain here in Japan that that Holland (North and South) are provinces in the Netherlands, that Dutch is not Deutsch, that we don&#8217;t sell heroin in school cafeteria&#8217;s and how about the wisdom below? . Double Dutch= speaking inscrutable gibberish, . Dutch comfort= cold comfort, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/workvitamins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}